So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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