Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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