Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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