Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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