We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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