dude i'm inner monologue high
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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