Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Pooping to opera.
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