If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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