i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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