sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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