last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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