I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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