ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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