finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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