normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
soo... how was my night?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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