An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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