I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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