I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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