There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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