I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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