So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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