craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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