she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just high enough for therapy.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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