There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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