Whod you bang
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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