no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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