Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i came on her dog
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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