His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Me too!
Its about making memories worth repressing
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
