oh god the rape fog is back!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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