Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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