she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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