I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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