We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
