butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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