I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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