please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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