Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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