Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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