I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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