I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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