my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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