Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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