I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize