I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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