i just had sex bonerless
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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