3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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