I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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