I want to have your abortion
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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