so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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