He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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