I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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