What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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