new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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