so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and she was petting her beer can
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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