So drunk, too bad you don't want this
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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