Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do vagina's smell?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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